" dragon fruit "

 [ "dragon fruit" ]

1: Just buy a fucking grape or a kiwi. It's basically the same.

  * e.g.,  ... Fruit 

 [ "Dragon Fruit" ]

1: A Dragon Fruit is a person who looks extremely attractive but has absolutely no personality, similar to how an actual dragon fruit looks magnificent, but has no taste whatsoever.

  * e.g.,  ... “How bout that girl in Biology? Do you like her?” “Nah man, she’s a total dragon fruit.” 

 [ "Dragon Fruit" ]

1: A very decorative yet regretfully bland fruit originating from asian countries such as vietnam. Underneath the bright unusual skin that resembles dragon scales lies a seedy flesh that looks like a large pale kee wee fruit. Though when eaten the texture may remind you of a pair. But sadly no taste. Guy 1: "Hay look at this" Guy 2: "What ?" Guy 1: "its called Dragon Fruit, it looks well mad" Guy 2: "Oh yeah hows it taste then ?" Guy 1: "Bit shit actuly, like nothing on earth"

  * e.g.,  ... Dragon Fruit 

 [ "Dragon Fruit" ]

1: A god damn fruit that tastes very bland. Yet it is f****** expensive.

  * e.g.,  ... Me: Oh look! A dragon fruit for $5! Let’s buy it... Later Me: Let’s eat! Cuts fruit Never: WHY THE CRAP IS THIS SO EXPENSIVE?? ITS SO BLAND!!! 

 [ "Dragon fruit Dalmatian" ]

1: a Dalmatian inside a dragon fruit! made by-Moriah Elizabeth

  * e.g.,  ... "I searched dragon fruit Dalmatian and found nothing" 

 [ "Hot Dragon fruit" ]

1: While your lover is on all fours the woman sucks a fart from his butt while jerking him off and fondling his balls.

  * e.g.,  ... Picking the ripest fruit of all I consumed the hot dragon fruit from him before we made love. 

 [ "Dragon fruit" ]

1: A bougie kiwi combined with a strawberry

  * e.g.,  ... “Beb, what does dragon fruit taste like?” “It tastes like a bougie kiwi combined with strawberry.” 

 [ "Dragon Fruit" ]

1: An African woman’s vagina

  * e.g.,  ... Last night I had Monique over and that dragon fruit was on point.. 

 [ "Asian Swedish Dragon Fruit Fish" ]

1: Asian Swedish Dragon Fruit Fish

  * e.g.,  ... See, I told you Asian Swedish Dragon Fruit Fish are real, Andrea. Stop disrespecting my culture. 

 [ "The Dragon Fruit Special" ]

1: During the Great Snaishem Wars of Independence (1019-1094), high ranking prisoners were often subjected to this punishment. This punishment involved the prisoners being locked into the lower dungeon of a castle, where their cell has a wooden boarded top with holes. Once imprisoned, the leader of the Snaishem, Helga, would consume enough Snaish dragon fruit to induce incontinence. Said bowel movement would then be unleashed upon the captive from above. Amongst those lucky enough to escape captivity this punishment became known as "The Dragon Fruit Special".

  * e.g.,  ... "Did you hear that Osven received the Dragon Fruit Special after the defeats of the northern campaign?"